When you can't kiss, you can't flirt and you've got next to no charisma what do you get? Some wildly unpleasant stories and a few very displeased women. It all starts here, with Twins, a tale of two sisters (and me).


Above the Spectrum is a blog dedicated to uncomfortable stories and terrible literature. Here you will find two series, updated weekly.


Above the Spectrum (Updated Mondays, Noon, Central Time):

One man, armed with nothing but Asperger’s attempts to fight his way through; Constipation! The consequences of making bomb threats! Friendship! Relationships! Interactions with women in general! And most importantly, himself.

Tune in each week to read about our stunningly lackluster protagonist (hint; it’s me) taking on the world. Hate to spoil it, but so far I’ve lost every time.

Current Novel:

Oedipus (Updated Wednesdays, Noon, Central Time):

Henry has always had a strict moral code. A list so strict, it only has 1 item on it. ‘Don’t bang your moms.’

Easier said than done.

But after your mothers end all life on Earth as we know it, sometimes you need to reevaluate your priorities. Henry needs a friend who can bang them in his place.

If only it were that simple. That friend would need to gain the approval of his mothers first, a feat that can only be accomplished by beating ‘The Gauntlet’; A series of confusing worlds with seemingly no connection to reality whatsoever.

Join our hero, Bill, as he reluctantly carves his way through a variety of absurd trials in a bid to take Henry’s place as the lover of his mothers. Can he do it? Does he want to do it? Probably no to both, but it doesn’t hurt to try, right?

This isn’t a porn book, I promise.


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